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Movie versus Book: How to Keep the Peace

3/24/2013

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I have forced Al into watching a foreign film on Netflix....... He claims he can't read and watch at the same time......

Although I've only met 'Al' once, when I saw the above status  update on his wife's Facebook page, I felt his pain. Oh, the dreaded "Honey, put down the book and watch a movie instead," is worse than "I know you say you don't like liver, but, if you just try it..." I imagined poor Al, cradling a good crime mystery, anxious to discover the next twist in the plot, plopping on the couch only to hear, "But it's a great chick flick. Trust me."

Poor Al. Been there, buddy.

I'm still waiting for the day when my husband says, "Why don't we just sit and read together tonight?" Yeah. Not going to happen. He's a movie guy, and I'm a book girl. But, in an effort to keep the peace, I've developed a sure fire way to read my book AND convince my husband that I'm enjoying his poorly dubbed karate flick at the same time.

The most common paradigm in film is the three act structure: Setup, Conflict, Resolution.  Use it to your advantage. All you need is six note cards with a few creative lines.

The first card: THIS LOOKS GOOD or GOOD CHOICE, HONEY or something else that says, "Yes, you were right, I was wrong, the liver is delicious."

Second card: WOW, SHE LOOKS REALLY DIFFERENT IN THIS MOVIE. Since actresses pride themselves on their ability to 'look different', this is a gift line. And your spouse will think you are paying attention.


Third card: DAMN or HAHA or WOW. Your movie partner is vested by now. One random word doesn't distract them, but subconsciously makes them believe you are watching. This is your genre specific card, so be careful! You don't want to accidentally HAHA while watching Shindler's List. Dead giveaway.

Fourth card: Movie spouse is deep into conflict now. Time to get a little revenge. This is your random speech card. "YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THIS DIRECTOR IS KNOWN FOR HIS USE OF LIGHTING AND SPACE, AND THAT SETTING PLAYS A BIG PART IN HIS WORK. IN FACT..." If you get this far, play it by ear. You won't though. What you will get is a "SHHH" from your partner. Golden.

Fifth card: The bathroom card. More revenge. "PAUSE IT SO I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM. I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING." Ha! Now they have to look at a frozen screen while your journey off, with your book, to take care of business.

Final card: YOU WERE RIGHT, HONEY. I ENJOYED THAT. Try not to laugh when you say it.


Place these cards in order, every ten to fifteen pages in your novel depending on your reading speed. This gives you a comment about every fifteen minutes, painlessly getting you through a typical hour and a half movie. When you get enough practice, you will be able to mimic your partner and laugh when they laugh, or jump when they jump, and never miss a sentence on the page.

When the movie is over, put your cards away for next time, and grab a quick kiss before going back to your book. And don't forget to 'like' your spouse's next Facebook status:

The movie was great! Even Al thought so!

Yeah.



4 Comments
jenifer badamo
3/24/2013 02:03:29 pm

This is wonderful as always, Kelly! I am both a movie and book person, so I could be either person in this blog. But, if you were watching a movie with me and making random remarks every 15 minutes, I'd have to banish you from my house! This is my father during a movie: "I saw this actress before." "Oh, come on, that's bullshit." The most annoying comment he makes during TV shows AND movies: "What city does this take place in?" Then he debates with HIMSELF, "It looks like LA, No, San Francisco. Or, it could be..." ME: "Who cares, Da??? Watch the friggin' movie!!"

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KSG
3/24/2013 02:08:21 pm

OMG, your dad already has note cards! Love it! Please tell me he uses the bathroom trick, too.

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Beth Garland link
3/26/2013 02:27:50 am

I love this. Thankfully, the hubby is okay with watching movies alone, while I read.

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KSG
3/29/2013 11:29:43 pm

Mine has learned not to interrupt when I read. :)

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